The fisherman yelled, “I have an eel on my line.”
His companion advised, “Chop its head off.”
Once the fisherman reeled in the eel, I said, “Stop. I’d like to take its picture.”
The fisherman said, “I am going to chop its head off.”
I said, “This will only take a minute.” I took the picture and said “thank you.” I then turned away in time to see two approaching tourists turn pale. My comment to the closer of the two, “I couldn’t look.” The tourist nodded.